The form you fill out before I decide if I like you enough to work with you

This isn’t a sales funnel—it’s a vibe check.

I’m not here to take your email and shove you into a 14-step email automation with flash sale timers to pressure you to buy. Your inbox is probably already holding on by a thread, and I refuse to be the sender of email number 35,001 that finally sends you over the edge.

I’m also not inviting you to a “free call” where I gatekeep my pricing only to pressure you into a yes, which requires you to remortgage your home or or sacrifice your firstborn to the gods of internet marketing in order to be successful.

Here’s how this works:
You fill out this form. I read it. I decide if I like you and if I can actually help.
Then I’ll email you with honest next steps, options, or a gentle nudge in the right direction.

No pressure.

P.S.
Before you fill this out—if you haven’t read my letters, I’d start there.
They’ll give you a sense of my values, how I think, and whether we’re likely to vibe or violently disagree about everything.

Also, just so you know: I don’t do coffee chats or discovery calls to “talk about the project.”
That kind of deep dive is reserved for paying clients.

This form is the vibe check. If it’s a match, I’ll be in touch—with next steps, honest options, and zero scheduling pressure.